It is for this reason that I am thrilled by the vanity plate sported by this black Hummer H2. It reads "LOW MPG". Considering that the H2 gets maybe 10 miles per gallon, this is probably the most truthful public statement anyone has made. Ever. I commend the owner of this fine SUV for his honesty and encourage him to run for public office. Heck, at least we know he's not afraid to tell it like it is.
Photo by Anthony G. Adams