Often in today's world we are faced with claims that misrepresent the truth. Clothing labels claim that "One Size Fits All", the Shake Weight claims it will turn you into The Hulk without giving you carpel tunnel or making you look like a complete fool, and confused music fans the world over insist that Nickelback is a great band and not what the guy at 7-11 gives you as change for your purchase.

It is for this reason that I am thrilled by the vanity plate sported by this black Hummer H2. It reads "LOW MPG". Considering that the H2 gets maybe 10 miles per gallon, this is probably the most truthful public statement anyone has made. Ever. I commend the owner of this fine SUV for his honesty and encourage him to run for public office. Heck, at least we know he's not afraid to tell it like it is.

Photo by Anthony G. Adams