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A Yellow Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder with a vanity license plate reading "BAIT" is sure to attract attention. "From whom, Josh?!?! From whom?!?!"... I thought you'd never ask. Behold, the "Countdown of People Who are Magnetically Attracted to Yellow Lambo Bait" :

Honorable Mention: Anyone who wears Ed Hardy, Affliction, or Tapout clothing and is not a professional mixed martial artist. If that's you, don't get offended. Try actually learning MMA. (I know. That IS a crazy idea.)

3) Shine Blockers: Shine Blockers are those people who constantly find some small flaw to point out on an otherwise perfect vehicle. You know, the guy who just has to notify everyone that his Prius gets better gas mileage than the Lamborghini. Uh, yeah, we all knew that dude. Memo to "Mr. Greenpeace", your Prius can't go from 0 to 60 in under 4 seconds, so please, be silent.

2) Valet Parking Attendants: When a car of this magnitude pulls up, valet parking attendants appear almost instantly. These guys will sneak up on a Lambo as if they were Delta Force operators on a clandestine mission targeting supercars.

Why do valets go 'special ops' and lock in on Lambos? Because "Yellow Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Driver Guy" is also "I Want My Car Parked Up Front So Everyone Can See Me Guy". All of this means Lambo Driver will probably tip fairly well and valets live for tips the way school kids live for snow days.

1) People with eyes. (That's right, you'd be crazy to see this car and not follow it like a divining rod.)

Words by Josh Goler / Photos by Javier A. Ortiz and Josh Goler
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