1) Memo to the driver: Where do you think you're going? You are in a sports car that has the lowest possible ground clearance and you are high centered on a median. You are stuck. Stop pressing the gas... Seriously.
Just relax, take a breath, pick up your Vertu phone, and use it's 24/7 global concierge service to help you find the nearest Lambo dealer so you can replace the Murci that just got destroyed.
2) Lambos look awesome. Period. End of story.
Want proof? Here you go: Even after jumping a median, bouncing between SoCal palm trees, and ending up crushed like a soda can, the Lamborghini Murcielago still looks cooler than 99.8% of all cars on the road.